Tales Of Brother Saka: The Day Konji Caught Me In The Bus – Don’t Miss !!!
I was in a bus going from Onipanu to Ikeja one fateful day, work as usual. I was trying to scam the conductor, and pay 100 naira instead of 150. That was when they picked up this fine sister from Palmgrove. I don’t know her name but for the purpose of this story, we’ll call her “Tokunbo” because all Tokunbos are fine.
Tokunbo carry everything in the right proportion and, it has been long since Brother Saka got any action, if you get what I mean. I was stupidly looking at all Tokunbo’s package, and didn’t know that my “John Thomas” was standing. First of all, I would like to say that men are trying because Prick doesn’t have sense, It misbehaves in weddings, birthdays, even in burials and the funny thing is we (men) don’t have control over the mumu thing. It comes down only when it wants to come down.
Long story short, Tokunbo saw my “John Thomas” as I was looking at her. She poured water on me and called me a “Pervert”, and other women in the bus started abusing my life. I had to come down at Maryland, and enter another bus because of my foolish “John Thomas”
I learnt three (3) things that day:
- Women can abuse your life any day, anytime
- I’ll never look at a woman’s package in the bus, even if she’s Nicki Minaj
- Prick is a bastard.
Credit : OMG Voice
Aproko Girl (INC)Lekki Phase 1 (Lagos State , Nigeria)